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A Theory
January 10th, 2003 - 6:10 a.m.
I'm Currently Avoiding: the "joys" of womanhood
Just a short question: What the HELL are cramps supposed to be for? I mean, I know what they go along with...believe me, I'm intimately familiar with the whole bleeding thing. But, why does there have to be cramps that go along with it? Is there some sort of biological reasoning of an extremely twisted kind behind it? Or what? I don't know...until I get a theory I like better I'm going to go with my personal theory about the reason why cramps exist instead. And that theory is this: Cramps exist as a non-too-gentle reminder that the cramps (via labor pains) could be much, MUCH worse if you wanted to have a snotty-nosed child instead of your period.
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