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July Begins My Mercenary Ways
July 1st, 2003 - 8:22 a.m.I'm Currently Avoiding: The Heat (is On)
Question: Why would you want to scent your toilet paper?
I don't know...it's just another one of those incomprehensible commercials again.
It's July. Officially and everything. Bah. You know, I always thought that being the last contest called to "Come on Down" had to suck. You only get one chance to guess and you have to go first, so someone can easily overbid you if they so desire. Going last is the best position to be in 8 times out of 10. Then you can judge against everyone else who's already bid when you make yours. It's a good deal.
Cherries are good. It's hot today. I have nothing to say. Except People need hugs and you should give them one. Even if you don't know them. Just hug people at random. Ha. Of course, that's probably going to make someone suspect you of robbing them, but they probably need one anyway.
Also, Happy Birthday To Me in 17 days. I hate being old. And I'll soon be older. Blech. But I suppose I could drag out my Amazon.com wishlist and people could buy me stuff. Yes, I'm mercenary...aren't you glad?
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And I like it that way.