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Bits of Randomness Means My Mind Is A Scary Thing

January 22th, 2003 - 5:21 p.m.

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Bits of randomness:

I saw Buffy last night. It was...enh, I'm not sure how I feel about it. I know I missed an episode or two, but I wasn't too lost. Still, I wasn't too thrilled with it. Some of it was a little amusing, some of it was interesting, but I don't really care about Dawn and her little crisises. She kind of annoys me, so I've never really liked her and it just makes me entirely ambivalent to the entire show when it's all about Dawn and her issues. Although, there was also the whole Slayers in Training thing, but I'm not familiar enough with all of these new girls to care about their issues either, so it was just...enh.

I was watching "Goldeneye" at one point...it was directed? or something by some guy with the last name of Broccoli. That seemed...incredibly unfortunate to me. I mean, who would willingly choose a last name of a vegetable? And not even a cool vegetable like cucumber or anything, but broccoli. I guess it could be worse, he could be Brussel Sprouts or Lima Bean or Cabbage. Why is it that vegetables which include city names are really awful? I mean, are they supposed to be a reflection of the city in some way? If so, I'm never visiting either Brussels or Lima.

There are strange ESPN commercials on the Cartoon Network. I'm not sure who made that marketing decision, because all the 8 year olds *I* know are obviously sports *fanatics* who go crazy buying sports-related items and watching Sports constantly... Pfft. Yeah, right.

Proving that my mind works in mysterious ways (I actually asked somebody this):

Why are all the euphemisms for the penis funny? They all make me giggle, it's sad.

I type the word 'cock' and suddenly I have a picture of a man with a rooster between his legs...sometimes I'm entirely too literal.

And now that you have that rather odd image in your head, the results of some various quizes to give you further insight into the Scariness that is My Mind & Personality.

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