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July 29th, 2002 - 12:58 a.m.

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"r u still up?"

That's what the screen on the tv on the Comedy Central was asking me. Of course, if I read it, that means that I'm still up. Damn obvious answers to questions. Speaking of that, I made a survey when people weren't looking. You sort of have to be a Diaryland member to take the survey though, but maybe if you're not you can at least look at the questions? I don't know. But anyway, you can go here to take it. It's rather random, hence the name.

So it's almost 2 am. That generally means I'm exhausted and it's time to go to bed. At least, it does since I started having a schedule and having to be places in the morning. (Damn mornings, by the way.) However, I'm only randomly...starting sentences and then forgetting where I was in them and thus creating rather confusing diary entries for not only me but also my readers. Like that one. I have no idea where I was going with that part of the sentence before the ellipse.

I do however, have a vague recollection of the point. The point was that although I'd normally be going to bed to at least read if not sleep by now, I'm not asleep yet. And the reason for this was that I took a nap today earlier. I don't know if it was really a "nap". Some people would call it a decent night's sleep. Since I was asleep from something like 4 to 10 pm. Six hours is a days's sleep for some. But I only slept from 6 am to...8 am I think? Sunday morning, so I was sort of making up for the lack of sleep earlier. Plus, I had to run around downtown on a historic tour kind of thing. So I was tired. I should've done laundry today, but I had a higher priority on sleep.

You know, that's one of the things that seems to be ...confusing the hell out of me is when I start to write a sentence, move on to another window, and then forget to come back to this window until after I've completely forgotten what I was talking about. Oh screw it. I don't want to deal with this anymore. It's 3:30 in the morning and I should really go to sleep now. I should also stop watching this movie and not stay up. I don't know how interesting it is anyway. But what can you expect from HBO at 3:30 in the morning?

One last thing: I'm thinking of buying a ring and I can't really make up my mind between two different rings. If you'd like to give me your opinion, I'll take it. So the question is: This Ring or This Other Ring?

Oh, P.S. There's this one e-mail I got that whenever I see the subject line, I can't help laughing. The subject line was "MY NAME(as if I'm actually going to put my name here? But it was my first name), Want A BIG Penis?" I don't know, it just cracks me up. Okay, nevermind. If you don't get it, oh well. Bedtime now. Or maybe not, but you won't know because I won't be here. Mwuahahahaha!

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