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Insane Ramblings of the Sleep-Deprived...Take Two!

Halloween 2001 - 11:24 p.m.

Oh, I did promise, and so I now present, in it's original colors...

Insane Ramblings of the Sleep-Deprived Part Two

Or, as much of them as I can possibly put on here without using pictures, anyway.

This is your brain...

Any Questions?

Why did I have to sit in the second row?

Somebody please shoot me...*BANG!!*

Great...I just *had* to sit right behind the TA's, didn't I?

Cramps. One word that garners instant sympathy from women & guarantees the changing of the subject from men.

Blah blah blah - "self-authored" "self-governance" blah blah Kantian theory is annoying blah blah blah I wanna determine my own destiny...let me out of this class!

Why are philosophers so enamored w/big words & sentences that explain as little as possible in as long a sentence as possible, with as many big words as possible?. Hmm...I don't think I'm as sleep deprived as I was last time I did this. Another 15 minutes...oh yay. God, can't this guy EVER shut up? I mean, I know it's a lecture, so the whole point is for this guy to drone on & on & on in monotone for 50 minutes, but still... just once I'd like a lecture where we just meditate/nap for 50 minutes in order to promote student health & mental well-being & to reduce suffering. There...one perfectly justified, nicely Utilitarian view on why this guy should shut up. Oh Heaven help me...I'm becoming a philosopher. Now all I need is incomprehensible sentences of excessive length (check). And the frequent use of very large words (working on it).

I want crack rocks damnit! Chocolate-covered cherry-flavored crack rocks...yum. I'm almost out of chocolate. I'd frown, but making any sort of facial expression creates the odd effect of turning my face yellow & my eyes into little black dots & I lose all my teeth, so I try to avoid doing that as much as possible. And damn ethics for finishing before I finished my thought so I have to finish my babble in another color.

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