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July 28th, 2001 - 5:38 a.m.I'm Currently Avoiding:
*SIGH* Someone, please, please, PLEASE buy me a new laptop? I had an entire entry written and was just about to name the entry and hit the "done!" button when I got error messages and white boxes and blue screens and black screens galore. Just general Bad Things™ occured. And now more Bad Things™ are occuring again, only these are different bad things, but still just as strange and annoying and I swear if I don't get to finish this entry and post it before my computer goes absolutely haywire again, I'm going to do several very unpleasant things. As for my former entry, it included several words, which I thought about commenting on but didn't, two days, July 27th and 28th....Take Your Pants For A Walk Day (don't you do that every time you go outside though? Or does it only count if the pants aren't doing any work? So then you'd have to carry it, but if you're carrying it then the pants aren't walking, are they? Can someone explain this to me?) & National Milk Chocolate Day (I thought this was chocolate milk day, which would've made some people happy, but I was mistaken. Not that I really mind...after all, milk chocolate = yummy.) Oh, and then there was a question. I was wondering why the phrase, "colo(u)r me surprised" exists. I mean, surprise doesn't have a color and even if it did and you actually painted someone head to toe in that shade, it wouldn't be a good idea because you'd just asphyxiate the person you painted.
As for the rest of my entry.....
INSERT EVERY SINGLE SWEAR-WORD IN YOUR VOCABULARY HERE, JUST TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE MENTAL ANGUISH MY *(@#%($)@!$%#@(*$ COMPUTER HAS PUT ME THROUGH THIS EVENING ALONE.
(Note: Some entries will be longer than others, depending on how vulgar, crass, creative, and foul-mouthed each individual can be.)
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