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The Random Text Says: "" Well, There Was Going To Be... July 21st/22nd, 2001 - 2:14 a.m. I'm Currently Avoiding:Well, about 2 hours ago I was going to do this massive word entry b/c I've been neglecting those and I had about a weeks worth of words sitting in my inbox. I had them all up here too, and just needed to add a note or two about what it was in order to complete it when I got the famed "Blue Screen 'o Death." And of course, it wouldn't give me my other screens back. Not only that, but I didn't feel like digging through my e-trash even if it was still there, so that takes care of that. Darn. I did stuff on my birthday. The weather was bad. Saw a movie. It was "Cats & Dogs." Thought about going to go see "Jurassic Park 3," but honestly, it's not like we really *needed* a third one of those. Why does everything have to be a trilogy nowadays anyway? Do they make optimum money out of three films or something? So yeah, Cats & Dogs. This is a really good movie if you have young children and are sick and tired of being dragged to films that are animated with the vocabulary of a 3 year old. So yes, highly recommended if you have a young child and are sick of things like that. I found this movie amusing in parts, even though I'm neither a young child nor the parent of one. I have to say that hands down, the funniest thing in this movie is the villian's name. Mr. Tinkles. I mean, honestly...this would never have worked. You just can't go running around with "Mr. Tinkles, Ruler of the World," or "Emperor Tinkles." It just doesn't work. It's ludicrous. Completely unbelievable and ridicule-inducing. It'd be like Carrottop running and winning the position of President of the US. I can just hear the news reporters now..."President Carrottop has announced today that everyone on his staff from now on will be required to wear big, red clown shoes. He says they help him think better." Or, "Today, President Carrottop announced his new tax-cut plan. Every person in America who pays taxes will now only have to pay a portion of carrots to the government as part of their payment." Anyway, I've been writing this for way too long now and it's only a few paragraphs, so I'm going to be going now. I just can't take it anymore. Feeling lucky? Choose an Entry At RANDOM! Yes. Random. Randomosity is cool...come on, you know you want to... Well, if you don't subscribe to peer pressure, then just go Back or Forward with the Dragons below:
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