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November 18th, 2000 -I'm Currently Avoiding:
Mr. Jones and me. Tell each other fairy tales. And we stare at the beautiful women...she's looking at you, oh no, she's looking at me. Standing in the spotlight,...when everybody loves me...I will never be lonely.... So I turned myself to face it, and I've never caught a glimpse....c-ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the strength..time may change me, but I can't change time. There is, a house, in New Orleans...they calllllll the rising sun. And it's been the ruin of many a young boy, and god, I know, I'm one. All I want to do is have a little fun before I die, says the man next to me...out of nowhere....and I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life. And the good people of the world are washing their cars on their lunchbreak...back to the phone company,...cause all I want to do, is have some fun. And the devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal... Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get along...see the girls in California, hoping my dreams will come true, but there's not a lot I can dooooo... You spin me right round baby right round. Like a record baby, right round round round. Roxanne....you don't have to put on the red light. Cause there's other work, you don't have to sell your body all night. Roxanne...you don't have to put on that dress tonight, work the streets for money, you don't care if it's wrong or right. Down in the hollow, playing a new game. Laughing and a rocking he-ey, skipping and a jumping. In the misty morning, ah, my heart's a thumping, and you my...brown eyed girl. And whatever happened to Tues., it's so slow. Gunned down the old man, with a transister radio. Do you remember when...we used to sing...sha la la la la la la la la lalatida. I could stay awake, just to hear you breathing...watch you smile while you are sleeping, while you're far away and dreaming. I could spend my life, in this sweet surrender. I could stay lost in this moment forever. Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure. Don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep, cause I miss you babe and I don't want to miss a thing....cause even when I dream of you, I still miss you babe, and I don't want to miss a thing. Don't you, forget about me. Will you stand above me...look my way and never love me? Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling, down, down, down, down. Will you recognize me? Call my name or walk on by? Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling, down, down, down, down. Hey, hey hey hey!... Jump up! Jump Back! Well I think you've got the knack...whoa-oh come on baby, do the locomotion! Do it holding hands if'n you get the notion. There's never been a dance that's so easy to do. It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue...so come on, come on, and do the locomotion with me. Black velvet in that needy boy's smile....black velvet in that soft summer night. A new religion that'll bring you to your knees...black velvet if you please...I-if you please. Come on feel the noise...girls rock the boys! We'll get wild wild wild...wild wild wild.... Come on Eileen, oh I swear, at this moment...you mean Everything. Well John Dirty, ah come on Eileen...Tu ra lu rah, tu ra lu raeyaaaay.... I come home, in the middle of the night, my father yells: "When you gonna live your life right?"...and girls, just have fu-un, yeah girls just wanna have...that's they all they really want, some fun. When the morning comes, oh girls just want to have fun. Je ne regretter rien...(I can't remember any of the rest of this song, but it's a pretty good song, and it's by Edith Piaf(she's a very famous French singer...not a trashy pop twit like Celine Dion, but a Real singer) and they mixed it with Fuck the Police in La Haine, which was really cool, yet utterly bizarre at the same time). Ohhhh...once upon a midnight dreay, I woke with something in my head. Couldn't escape the memory of the phone call and of what you said...you humor me and tell me lies, yeah humor me and tell me lies...and as we seek so shall we find, but you.....why you want to give me the run around? Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up, when all it does is slo-ow me down... I know your name, but unlike the others before. Who saw your name and number on the wall....Jenny, I've got your number. I need to make you mine. Jenny..don't change your number. 8675309. Jenny, jenny, you're the girl for me...you don't know me, but you make me so happy...(Do you think this guy was just a little obsessed? Can anyone say STALKER??!!!)
Okay, that's enough of that. I didn't really have anything at all to say, so I just took random song samplings from my head and the radio and typed them into the diary entry. Nothing interesting happened today, except for the fact that I got paid, which isn't at all interesting, but is very nice in any case. Since I just spent the majority of this entry singing, there will be no song of the day...
The Democratic Party has just announced that the new spokespeople for Mr. & Mrs. Al Gore will be Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur and Dr. Ruth. Barney and Dr. Ruth will now be present at all diplomatic and press functions instead of Mr. & Mrs. Gore. The Democrats feel that with Barney they will be able to capture the younger generations and that his simple message of "We're a happy family" will appeal to the masses and be a great foreign policy, while Dr. Ruth will manage to capture the elderly, especially in Florida, where she is reverred as a goddess, and the weak-minded. They believe that this sudden change will gain them the popular opinion and finally settle the debate as to who really won the presidential race.
Announcer: "Paid for by Republicans from Texas for Mr. Rogers and Ross Perot...because of his dwarf-like appearance and his funny ears."
*We now return you to your regularly scheduled rant/sing-along*
There will also be nothing else to this entry...Surprise! As if it wasn't long enough already...muwahahaha...next time I might even tell you about my evil musical plot and the plot of the old people(no, I don't mean a cemetary plot!)
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