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The nature of Cartoons and where I try to fiddle with html
October 22nd (still), 2000 - 5:30 amI'm Currently Avoiding:
Okay, let's see how (and if!) this works. If I do it right, then This should turn out to be the link for my webpage...(still under construction of course). If it isn't, I might be inclined toward deleting this entry and my miserable attempt at html. If it works, then you also need to check out This as well
Dei is my friend. I've known him for a long time. He generally manages to be amusing, psychotic, confusing, and/or paranoid, not necessarily in that order. He's the one who told me the little thing I had to do to make the link show up actually. Isn't he clever? I really must add a guestbook or something to my site, but I don't like signmyguestbook.com, so I don't know...perhaps I'll go look for something else, like a message board, but then I think things become more complicated. I don't know...we shall see. (Question: Why am I referring to myself as "we"? Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that other person in my head. They get out sometimes and have a party with Steph's Gremlin.) Who's Steph you ask and what's she doing with a gremlin in her head? Well, go see... Steph resides here. At least, she does if this whole thing works. Now how in the world am I going to remember all this stupid code?!?
Oh yes, I promised a rant about various cartoons, according to what I entitled this entry before I even started writing. I miss the Smurfs. Why'd they go off the air anyway? Too many homosexual references? I mean, it's got to be obvious when All the characters on the show are male, except for Smurfette, who was created by Gargamel anyway. So is it sexist or homosexual? And how come Papa Smurf is the only old smurf there? Is he the origin of all smurfs? If so, why weren't there genetically defective smurfs? Or how come they all didn't look exactly like Papa Smurf? How do Smurfs reproduce anyway? I mean, there weren't any females, so sex is out. Asexual reproduction should produce a bunch of smurfs who look exactly like Papa Smurf, so what happened? And what was Up with Gargamel? I mean, he was obsessed with little blue creatures he wanted to capture all the time. What I don't understand is how come they didn't get caught all the time? I mean, they're BLUE! Come on, that's not the best camoflauge color in the world for someone who lives in a green forest. There's not a whole lot of blue things just lying around in the forest, so they shouldn't have been at all hard to see. Hmmm...do I have any More issues with the Smurfs? No? Okay, moving on then. I liked the cat. The cat was cool. It was mean and all surly-like, but at least it never changed. It was kinda like the cat version of Muttley. Unabashedly devious in a comic way, because of vast stupidity...although in some shows the animal sidekick (good or evil) seemed much smarter than the moronic villain/hero. Dudley DoRight and his horse, Horse come to mind. Hmmm...what else? Sleep is a wonderful, wonderful thing. Why am I not in bed? I don't know actually. Damn bed. I think there's some kind of biological drug thing the government's slipping into the water or something that causes me to stay awake almost all night and want to sleep during the day. This has very obvious problems. Or maybe they aren't that obvious, but I'm not going to list all the problems with being a night person when everyone else isn't. Okay, I think this is a long enough ramble for once. Now to post it and see if the html experiment worked. Cross your fingers! (who the hell am I talking to? No one even reads this thing yet!)
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And I like it that way.