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March 3rd, 2001 - 4:30 amishI'm Currently Avoiding:
I have to say....Compaq is evil. Not only is it evil, it's Superevil. Bill Gates is evil too. I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Gates and Compaq were in some conspiracy to make my life a living hell because I bought a Compaq laptop. All I have to say is I HATE .dll files, because if one of those goes missing for any reason whatsoever, you're screwed and have to do amazing acrobatics before the problem is fixed...or you've given up and used the emergency restore disk to wipe your hard drive and restore everything to what it was before. And giving up is more likely than it getting fixed, especially since you have to know DOS of all things to fix anything when safe mode and normal mode are dead and b/c of Bill Gates, you don't have the Windows CD-Rom, since he decided "new" computers didn't need it. What he was thinking, I don't know, and I would like to kill him for doing it. (Uh-oh. The extremely secret private army of nerds with bodyguards of Bill Gates might have heard/seen that. They might be coming for me now. I can't threaten their leader and master without severe reprocussions, maybe even the severest of all reprocussions, death.) Anyway, today,
March 3 is ....... I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day, & National Anthem Day (Obviously, my computer doesn't want ME to be happy. If it did, it wouldn't be such a fucking pain in the ass all the damn time, and it especially wouldn't give me migraines, which I already get from other places, because 1 stupid file died a horrible death or got lost, one or the other. Or perhaps both. Either way, it's clear that my computer does Not want me to be happy b/c it lost that one file which was apparently absolutely CRUCIAL to starting Windows. Enough ranting. Moving on...)
After copying this word about 7 times, then copying something else, which erased the copy of this, here is...
dell [n. DEL-HI]
A dell is a small wooded valley. Near synonyms include dale, lowland, hollow, basin, and gorge. Example: "Dell computers are just as bad as that evil whore place Compaq."
Dell has been in use in English since before 1250. It was earlier seen in the place name Brixisdelle (1225). It comes from the Old English dell, akin to dale. Both share the Germanic base dal.
Did I want to rant and rave about anything else? I don't know...that whole computer thing seemed pretty damn sufficient to me. Of course, I'm a little busy, seeing as how I have to reinstall EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF SOFTWARE I EVER HAD on this computer. I do have intriguing correlations between music and books which I'd like to pose to you, but I think we'll wait for another time, when I'm more calm to deal with that. I have to go install fifty trillion things onto my computer. Don't look for me anytime soon...grrr...
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