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Che Denkar takes over

December X,,,,the night before - 03:08:13

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This is a Public Disservice Announcement

The disappearance of Mistress of the Dark has left Diaryland in a shambles. This purported 'vacation'; was is a cleverly timed ruse, to escape into the hinterlands? What bizaare activities are being conducted, even as I type, in some secluded bunker west of the Mississippi River? And what of the thousands, er, hundreds,,,,er,,,tens of voyeurs, each drooling for a pinch of wisdom or a slice of the whip? In the name of the people, I, Che Denkar, do hereby annex and confiscate this diary! Which people, you ask? Who cares?! Not me! And if you cared, which you don't, you would have already taken over yourselves!

But i digress. A devilish denouement has dropped down to distract me. One of our scientists (oh yes, we have scientists) has discovered (finally) the solution to the hair conditioner color conspiracy, namely: food coloring!!

Oh, I can hear the scoffers and nay-sayers. Don't kid yourselves, you guys are pretty noisy. But, all you blondes out there, a bottle of red food coloring add to your creme rinse does wonders for your outlook on life.

Remember You Heard it Here First!!!!!!

Now, the Revolutionary Committee would like me to announce that the pot-luck supper will not be held this Wednesday, due to a lack of ammunition. Anyone desiring to foment rebellion on that date is on their own. And another thing, if anyone really is listening out there, I need (no, not need, want) to tell you....by the time mist comes back, this site better have over 1,000 hits or someones gonna pay! and it ain't gonna be me! (that'll be our little christmas present to her, but don't tell, ok?)

Now, in keeping with the season, and an on-again off-again interest in music, here goes a nice winter medley:

father christmas, give us the money, we got no time for your silly toys... we'll beat you up if you don't hand it over,,Don't mess around or you'll make us annoyed, give all the toys.......to the little rich boys.....what do want from life?..to kidnap an heiress and threaten her with a knife?...what do you want from life?..to get cable t.v. and watch it, every night?...I can't seem to face up to the facts,I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax...

oh well,,,,enough for my first attempt,,,,Merry Christmas all,,,and to all a good night.



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