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The Evil Plot to Rid the World of Men & A Question?

November 4th, 2000 - 3:30 am

I'm Currently Avoiding:

The Question: Why is toilet paper called toilet paper when it's not made out of paper? At least, I don't think it's made out of paper...it doesn't Feel like paper anyway. What is it made out of if not paper? I mean, is there some wierd conspiracy so that everything ends up with names that have nothing to do with the thing they're naming? IS toilet paper made out of paper, and if so, how come it's so soft? And what's the relationship between toilet paper and tissue paper? (Too many questions...must go numb mind with television, or even better, with Uproar 100%, where they numb your mind for you, and you don't even have to absorb anything like you do with TV.)

Oh yeah, and now, according to the short description I wrote for the older links, which I'm doing in reverse order, I'm supposed to tell you the whole plot that's been devised to rid the world of males, since nearly every female of my accquaintance has been having issues with their significant others lately. Okay, so the first part of the plan is to find another way to reproduce that doesn't require men, so that the human race will surive after all the men are gone. And then after that's found, we kill all straight men. All the gay men, however, can live, since they have wonderful fashion sense for the most part and make very good friends. This humane act of allowing the gay men to live will cause all heterosexual men to suddenly become homosexual in order to survive the wrath of the females and save their lives. However, all the heterosexual men will still die because they'll drive each other nuts and kill each other from having to live together and share the same bed, etc. The gay men won't have this problem, since it's most likely that they'd just slap their (former) partner, call them a "bitch," and stalk away, moving on to better pickings. And thus, women would rule the world with a few gay men around for color. Too bad models would probably be stoned to death, or at least end up out of work, since models are only really around for the benefit of men, and most women despise them with a passion. Anyway, that's my whole thing about how women will rule the world and models will finally be stoned to death or become obsolete like they so richly deserve.

Next time, I believe I'll rant about the scary random foreign people, and maybe something else if I can think of it, but you'll actually have to WAIT for a bloody change. Damn demanding pissy voyeurs...I'm going to bed now, well, maybe...at least it's the Weekend and I can SLEEP!!!! (YAY!!!)

P.S. The song of the day, because I couldn't get it out of my head and it's been in there all day off and on, is: "Carryon my Wayward Son" by Kansas. Oh yeah, and the Bonus Song of the Day is "Red, Red, Wine" by UB40...b/c it's on the radio now and I bloody well like it, alright?!?!



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