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2 Questions & a Journey to Bitchville
November 3rd, 2000 - 5:30 am
I'm Currently Avoiding:First question: Why am I not asleep at 5:30 in the morning when I hate mornings with a passion?
First Answer: Oh come on...you should know better than to expect answers from me by now. You never get what you want, just what I want to tell you. Always remember that, although if you Really have something particular you'd like me to rant about, go ahead and e-mail me or write a message on the board and if I can find sufficient material, I shall rant at some length on that topic. It's Hard coming up with this stuff, I wouldn't mind some help. The reason why I'm still awake at 5:30 in the morning when I should've been in bed awhile now is quite boring, so I won't subject you to it. You get enough of that elsewhere I'm sure.
Second Question: What ever happened to Jenny McCarthy...that blond chick who was on some show on MTV and then dropped off the face of the planet?
Second Answer: She....no, I don't really know, I just thought I'd take a guess, but I can't even come up with anything she could possibly be qualified for...except maybe Airhead of the Month? Maybe she has some show on something stupid without any real programming like...I don't know, Odessy or USA Late Night. Maybe she replaced Rhonda Sheer...she was a pretty solid airhead. Why do they have to have religious channels on TV anyway? Televangelists just piss me off. Odessy and Trinity...stupid religious cult tv programs. I wouldn't be surprised if they subtly inserted sneaky things, like subconscious brainwashing or some such thing during the commercials and maybe even the program, just to get people to give them more money. I don't think televangelists were what holy people had in mind when they wanted to spread "the Gospel." Anyway, I probably have a lot more against televangelists and their evil cult-like followers, but it's like 10 to 6 now, and I'm all tired, plus I have to get up in like 4 hours anyway, and I really don't want to rant anymore...I'm just too tired. Suffice to say: There IS a conspiracy (isn't there always? yes, of course! I thought so, nice to know I'm right...Again!), and it is designed to take over the world, but they're going to do it through television brainwashing. I had something else to say...REALLY I did...but I can't remember it anymore...damn that Gary Collins Super Soaker Amnesia Factory v12.5 I Knew I shouldn't have stolen that damn thing! Oh yeah, I remembered...I'm going to have to move to Bitchville now for awhile...assuming I can find it. It floats you know. And that stupid super soaker doesn't help me remember where it is either. But I definately need to move there for awhile...Bitchville can be so pleasant at times. It doesn't sound like it would be, but what would you know? Have you ever been there? (I thought not!)...damn judgemental voyeur people who have voices implanted in my head. It's now 6 am...definately time to go to sleep! Oh yeah, and The Red Hot Chilli Pepper's song "Under the Bridge" rocks!!!! Woohoo!!! Naptime!
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