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The Random Text Says: "" Balls, Conspiracies, and the Conlusion of the Chocolate Saga October 28th, 2000 - 6:45ish - Too Damn Early I'm Currently Avoiding:Well...so here I am again. I have no idea as to why I'm up at 6:30 in the morning...insomnia? Noooo...close! Stupidity? Also a really good answer....Nightowl tendancies/near insomnia/stupidity? Ding ding ding!!!! We have a winner! Well, I did promise, after all, that I'd let you know what happened after I Ran Out of Chocolate!!! So here's what actually happened. I got all snippy, went to dinner (which sucked badly by the way), and then went and bought more chocolate. And then I was a happy content woman again, since not only did I buy chocolate, but they gave me 2 more pieces of chocolate than they were supposed to. Anyway...what else happened? Oh yes, I've decided my new conspiracy will involve chocolate (when doesn't it?), UB40, this diary, and the Keebler Elves. I could give you the details on said conspiracy, but then the Elf Mob would come to your house and kill you, your pets, your immediate relatives, and any pieces of bad artwork you might have on your walls. And now a word from the co-conspirators of Vela/Gucci: We will rule the world, and you must bow down before us. The Flarfian/Paper Monkey universe will succumb shortly, and Earth shall follow...Just a friendly warning. Bubbles!(Yes, we felt the need to steal our cheif enemy's traditional departure) On a happier note, after going to the large trouble of finding a different host for a homepage, downloading and uploading a .gif, and some other pain in the butts, I now have little elastic balls! They're not on the front page, I'm saving the zombie balls for this page when I get all ambitious someday. Instead, you can go play with them here and look at some of the older stuff I've written at the same time. Aren't I clever? Well, that's enough of this babble for now...I'll catch you voyeurs later! Feeling lucky? Choose an Entry At RANDOM! Yes. Random. Randomosity is cool...come on, you know you want to... Well, if you don't subscribe to peer pressure, then just go Back or Forward with the Dragons below:
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