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October 27th, 2000 (Entry 2, and in the daytime too!) - 4:45 pm..surprise!

I'm Currently Avoiding:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............

I'M OUT OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!

How did this happen? How am I possibly going to live without my requisite box of Thin Mints sitting on my shelf? What will happen when I go into chocolate withdrawal?!?!? Will I go mad, will I start killing my friends, neighbors, enemies, and UPS? Will I just go buy more Thin Mints before I go stark-raving mad and start shooting? I'm not going to tell you, you'll just have to wait on the edge of your seat for the next update. So there! Tune in later to see what happens...maybe That's the Real plot...to addict everyone to Thin Mints and then suddenly stop producing them so that the whole world goes crazy. I still say boycott Girl Scout©* cookies with their drug-laced cookies. They're trying to take over the world with their evil, overpriced cookies of doom. In fact, just about every cookie/candy company you can think of has a current plan to take over the world. I could describe some of them, but then you or me or both of us would have to be killed. Anyway, I'm going to go look for some flying mouse balls or something cool to play with. Bubbles!(maybe those too)

*The author is not responsible for what comes out of her fingers, especially when it involves possible slander/libel suits from various organizations, regardless of the fact that everything the author says is true or fiction, and hence not directly involved. All conspiracies are subject to change without notice. Copyright Oct. 27, 4010 by the Flarfian Outer Edge of Sanity Corp., I.E.Q., P.G.F., V.T.R, & C.S.I.X



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